Life can be tough. Good thing there’s the Retired Porn Producer to help you through it! Whether you want to run a more effective office meeting, improve your blog, or get fit by riding your bike to work, the Retired Porn Producer’s got the answers. Just maybe not the answers you were expecting…

Drawing on his lifetime of experience in the adult entertainment industry, the Retired Porn Producer offers his tips on life, love, your career - and often all three at once. Just don’t ask him his real name, his mother still doesn’t know how he made his money.

The Retired Porn Producer’s Guide To is the funniest cartoon advice show on the internet. Our comedy video series combines the pompousness of Dr. Phil with the absurd cliches of adult themed entertainment.

Created and Produced by GopherX

Don’t miss our animated quiz. Do you have what it takes to beat the Retired Porn Producer in his own game?